MY COOKING TEACHER

MY COOKING TEACHER

He greets me with a thick Swedish accent.
The fact that he's on television is no accident.
He's wearing his apron and chef’s hat.
He want's to teach me how to cook a meal.
I watch this funny little man and wonder;
what's the deal?

I listen intently but don't understand a word he's saying.
Is he just playing? His large hands throw food and untencils
around the room like he doesn't care about these things. I think
someone's just pulling his strings.

The lesson continues. It's in the same place every time.
He doesn't like to change venues. He answers questions but that seams
pointless. At least he's not relentless. Don't get me wrong. I like
the guy but cooking with him can some times be a Bordon. It sounds
like he's saying the same thing over and over again.
“hurgen burgen yergen..”